As many of us seen the iPhone commercial where the pilot encounter a ground stop and check on his iPhone, call the dispatcher and later the Tower clear them to departure.
Well....in reality, it doesn't work like that....

 

Eventually there's some smart-a$$ passengers will show the flight crew their "smart" iPhone and and weather.com picture and kept asking what was the real reason for delay..."I don't see anything on my iPhone".....

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Too late...already happened to me. We push back, get advised of a ground stop in MEM due to storms in the area. Go to the penalty box and wait. My Captain does the lecture over the PA... not one minute later, we get dinged from the F/A

"Some guy with an IPhone says the weather is good, and wants to know what the real reason is for the delay. Is something wrong with the plane?"

I want to tell this deuschbag what he can do with his IdiotPhen - but the Captain does it even better. He gets on the PA and makes the following announcement :

"If the passenger with the IPhone would be kind enough to use it to check the weather at our alternate, calculate our fuel burn due to being rerouted around the storms, call the dispatcher to arrange our release, and then make a phone call to the nearest Air Traffic Control center to arrange our timely departure amongst the other aircraft carrying passengers with IPhones, then we will be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the Flight Attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multi-million dollar aircraft and its 84 passengers to safely leave."

Needless to say, the pax was pretty embarrassed. The F/A later told us the rest of the plane was outright laughing at this dude. What a clown...
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平和型（隨和豁達，樂天知命）

您通常是溫暖、友善、忍耐、隨和、不好競爭，以及愛說話。您偏好和平、有組織、可預期而舒服的生活。
您喜歡配合環境，因而很難知道自己的優先次序，變成跟隨別人所希望而去做事，有時候甚至模仿別人說話的腔調、用詞，以及身體語言。

優點：
非常主動，具有眾多興趣和嗜好。您喜歡與人為伍，可以為了別人而發揮最具生產力的工作成效。

缺點：
您會「自我遺忘」，失去了什麼是對自己真正重要的覺察力。您很容易分心，即使一個人時，亦有可能把高度優先的事情留到最後才做。看起來很像是拖延，但並不故意。

愛情：
您一旦擁有了關係，不會想到分離，而且會承諾去經營恆常不分離的關係。您既忠誠又慷慨，可以不帶妒忌或競爭心去支持並慶賀伴侶的成功，當伴侶的需要浮現時，更能給予回應。

您的憤怒最有可能在親密關係中顯現。因為當您迎合別人時，自己就消失了。
「我有好長一段時間不知道自己的感覺，總是一片空白。當她投射出她所認為我感覺到的事情時，我們便陷入爭吵。我痛恨這種情形，但是對於引發我找到自己想要什麼確實有幫助。」

安定方位：成就型
在安定的狀態下您會變得很專一，能在短時間內完成許多傑出的事。

壓力方位：忠誠型
當面對感情的壓力或情緒對抗時，您會變得充滿恐懼，意識到所潛在的威脅，不但變得退縮，甚至唯命是從、好鬥、彆扭而且更頑固。

建意：
問問自己的想法，而非顧慮別人的意見
注意您對改變的不適感，學習歡迎新事物。
注意您的頑固和被動式抗拒

最渴望：和洽相處
最恐懼：有紛爭，有衝突
最難達到的美德：果斷 (Right action)
最難克服的執念：懶惰 (Sloth)

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